My version of...

...you won't get it if you don't ask. I was at Pet co. buying cat and
dog food and I see on one brand (Wellness) if you buy a 12lb bag of
dry cat food you get 6 cans of high $ catfood free. My cat doesn't eat
Wellness brand dry food but my dog does. So I ask the manager if I can
have the free cat food anyway since I'm buying the dog food. She says
sure. Yay, free cat food.

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